It’s 2024. Donald Trump has just clinched the election again, Bitcoin’s hit a new all-time high, inflation’s running hotter than the DeLorean’s flux capacitor, and everyone’s wondering, “What’s next?”
As we all wrestle with the wild pace of history, there’s a flash in the sky, a crackle of lightning, and who should appear but Doc Brown himself. He hops out of the DeLorean, eyes wild and hair wilder, and says, “Forget sports almanacs, Marty! We’re going back – not to 1985, but to 2009, before anyone knew what a Bitcoin even was!”
Yes, we’d all love to jump into that time machine and zip back to January 3, 2009 – the day Bitcoin’s genesis block was mined. Get it cheap, stockpile our wallets, and maybe even tuck a few under the couch cushions.
But here’s the catch: Bitcoin doesn’t work that way. Its greatest strength? “Everyone gets the price they deserve.” No one gets a free ride, and Bitcoin doesn’t have a rewind button – only a road forward.
